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Akbar : Birbal koi aisa tarika batao ki main khau peeu or mera roza na tute.
Birbal : Huzur logo se laate khao or gussa pee jao sab kuch tutega magar roza nahi tutega.
बादशाह अकबर बीरबल से बोले :तुम्हारी बीवी बहुत सुन्दर है !!
बीरबल ने कहा : हाँ सरकार मैं भी पहले ऐसा ही समझता था ,
पर जबसे बेगम साहिबा को देखा है
अपनी बीवी को भूल गया हूँ !!
इसके बाद बादशाह अकबर ने बीरबल की
बीवी के बारे में कभी मज़ाक नहीं किया !!
Akbar to Birbal: Kuch aisa likho jise khushi me padho to gam ho… aur gam me padho to khushi ho.
Birbal ne likha:
Ye Waqt Guzar Jayega
Sir: Birbal Kon Tha?
Student : Pta Nahi.
Sir: Padhai Pe Dhyan Do to Pta Chale.
Student: Raj,Sunny,Bunty, Kon Hain?
Sir: Pta Nhi.
Student: Beti Pe Dhyan Do to Pta Chale..
Akbar : Hamare ammi abba humse itni mohabt karte thhe, ke hame sulane k lie sari sari raat jagte rehte, or hum fir b na sote the.
Birbal : Tbhi to aap eklote reh gaye huzoor.
एक दिन बादशाह अकबर ने कागज पर पैन्सिल से एक लंबी लकीर खींची और बीरबल को बुला कर कहा: बीरबल कुछ ऐसा करो कि न तो यह लकीर घटाई जाए और न ही मिटाई जाए लेकिन छोटी हो जाए?
बीरबल ने फौरन उस लकीर के नीचे एक दूसरी लकीर पहली से बड़ी खींच दी.
बीरबल बोले: अब आप की लकीर इससे छोटी हो गई.
Teacher: Who was Akbar ?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.
Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?
Boy:- We have heard Laila – Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet
Akbar – Birbal !
Akbar ne Birbal ko kuch aisa likhne ko kaha Jise khushi me padho toh gham ho,aur agar gham me padho toh khushi ho.
Birbal ne likha.
“YE WAQT GUZAR JAYEGA”…
The Foolish Brahmin
Once upon a time a foolish brahmin came to visit Birbal with a strange request. He wanted to be addressed as ‘pandit’. Now, the term ‘pandit’ refers to a man of learning. But unfortunately this poor brahmin was uneducated. Birbal tried to explain the difference to him saying that it was not correct to call an uneducated man a pandit and because of this very reason it would be improper to call him so. But the silly brahmin had his heart set on this title.
So, as usual, Birbal had a brilliant idea. He said that as the brahmin was an uneducated man he should hurl abuses and stones at anyone who dared to address him by the very same title he wanted. Then Birbal called all his servants to himself and ordered them to call this lowly brahmin a pandit. The brahmin was very pleased. But the moment the servants started calling out to him as ‘pandit’ he pretended to be very angry and started to abuse them loudly. Then he picked up a few stones and hurled them in their direction. All as per clever Birbal’s advice.
All this shouting and screaming drew a crowd. When people realised that this brahmin was erupting every time anyone called him ‘pandit’, they all started to tease him. Over the next couple of days, he would constantly hear the refrain ‘pandit’ wherever he went. Very soon the whole town started referring to him as ‘pandit’ much to his delight.
The foolish brahmin never realised why people were calling him in this manner. And was extremely pleased with the result. He thanked Birbal from the very bottom of his foolish heart.
Donkey Insult Reply
Once Akbar went to the river with his two sons and wise Minister Birbal. On the bank of the river, Akbar and his two sons took off their clothes and asked Birbal to take care of them while they took bath in the river.
Birbal was waiting for them to come out of the river. All the clothes were on his shoulder. Looking at Birbal standing like this, Akbar felt like teasing him, so he said to him, “Birbal, you look like as if you are carrying a washerman’s donkey load.”
Birbal quickly retorted, “Sir, Washer-man’s donkey carries only one donkey’s load, I am carrying three donkey’s load.” Akbar was speechless.
Answering A Question With A Question
One day Akbar asked Birbal, “Birbal, can you tell me how many bangles are on your wife’s hand?” Birbal said, “No, Huzoor, I cannot.” “You cannot? Although everyday you see her hand, still you cannot tell how many bangles are on her hand. How is that?” said Akbar.
Birbal said, “Let’s go to the garden, Your Majesty. And I will tell you “How is that” and they both went to the garden. They both went down a small staircase which led to the garden. After reaching in the garden Birbal asked, “You daily climb up and down this small staircase, could you tell how many steps it has?”
Akbar smiled and then changed the subject.